u PROGRESS: I F-REE metoueiiw 2 UNTRAMMELED rLi“Vi-as _.__..._u ~nRniii:iNe- THE ‘WAY FOR FUTURE GENERATIODIS. Vol. XI»-—No. 4.—_—VV1:ole No. 264.‘ 3' NEW YORK, DEC. 25,1875. Pinon TEN CENTS; The truth. shall make you fl‘ee.—¥Jesus. In the dag/3 of the voice of the seventh cm;/‘el, the mg,/stery of God shalt be fine’-shecZ.———St. John the Divine. _ lVhe;~'e0f I was made Ct mz'm'ster to preach the un- .sea7'ehctZ’2Ze riches of Christ, and the mystery which f'5'077'l the 6eg2'mz.z'72.g of the world hath been hid in God.-~Paii1. ->—< 9 >-4- IS IT STRANGE ? BY JULIET H. SEVERANCE, M. D. ‘It does not seem at all strange to me when I observe the d ietetic habits of the peop1e—-not to mention their many other t1‘:msgress1ons—that every body is sick; that the passions control the intellect and the moral nature, or that vitiated blood and weak muscle are everywhere present. Hardly aman or woman lives in this country whose organism is not rnadeflup largely from the flesh orifat of some dead animal, and that too of the most» filthy and diseased kind. Behold our nice pastry, eaten by almost everybody, made in part from the scrofulous matter‘ of swine, called lard, which f‘«1‘0l9s out in the people in boils, erysipelas, scrofula, cancers; in diseases of the mucous surfaces, catarrhs, lung diseases, Scrofula of the stomach, lucorrhea, etc., all results of scrofula in the blood, the very citadel of life, poisoned and filled with gross impurities causing diseae and suffering. ‘Then, look a_t.the table condiments used so extensively, nd note their effects. All irritants or stimulants increase the action of the basilar portion of the brain, stimulating J3 combativeness, destructiveness and sensuality, causing them , to act unnaturally, and making people manifest the char- acteristics of the animals upon which they feed. Just in‘ proportion as the action of any portion of brain or body is increased by artificial means, the action of some other part is decreaed; therefore, if the propensities are increased to unnatural activity, the intellectual and moral faculties will fall so far below their normal standard. Stimulants never increase the action of the moral faculties; never make people just, conscientious, or honest; but precisely the reverse. Men, as a general rule, are more given to stimulation than are women; and this is one reason why their animal pas- sions are stronger. In this stimulated condition, they are abnormal and excitable, rather than strong; are in afevered, inflammatory condition, and are sometimes uncontrollable. The consequences are that the tender relations of the sexes and their instincts are debased to more animal gratification, instead of exalted to the holy of holies of unitary and mutual love. I Then, is it not of the utmost importance that teachers of morality and a higher manhood, and womanhood, should commence at the root of the matter and build of such material as will make the structure sound and beautiful, remembering that the food which is eaten is transferred into brain, and I will be manifested in the action of its various organs through the brain controlling»-every member of the whole body, the action of which, outwrought in thought and deed, makes up the lives of individuals. " If the dietetic habits of the people were for a single gen- .eration even properly directed, there would be a moral class of people developed such as the world has never seen; not manufactured from the decaying carcasses of animals, for -decay commences as soon as death takes place, nor yet from vegetable rottenness, which all fermented drinks or food are really, but from the natural grains and luscious fruits that -nourish without stimulating, that build in purity and in "beauty. There has been enough of the transcendental. Let us now begin at the foundation and teach a practical common- sense method of living; a kind of life that will be so natural and pure, and sweetgthat there will be heaven here and now for us toenjoy, instead of looking far away into futurit-y for happiness and peace and glory. UNCOVERING THE VATS. BY WARREN CHASE. The cesspools of social polution are being exposed in spite of the efiorts of llbortines, sets, hypocrites and licentious 44 husbands with slave victims, and bigots with supple churches. Henry Ward Beecher, alarmed for his own safety, pushes away the curtain and calls attention to the school directors and those who employ teachers in these two cities, and exposes what is no doubt as true in other cities as in them, viz., that many female teachers are employed on the express condition that they surrender the use of their bodies occa- sionally to the use or abuse of the man who employs them; and he would no doubt advise that women be selected as superintendents, to employ teachers, ;_which would be a /good remedy as far as it goes. There‘ is little doubt that if the various churches, especially the Catholic, were investi- gated, a still worse and more debasing state of social cor- ruption would be found covered up by the hypocrisy of these institutions. Probably among the Protestants it might be more generally a voluntary act on the part of the females. Neither is it probable that the olerkships of various kinds ,«where females are extensively employed are less subject to these contracts and submissions. In fact, the dependence‘ of women on men for business and subsistence makes it almost certain that such results must follow and continue till woman has her share of the property and the legislation, and becomes pecuniarily independent. Some years ago we spent a winter in Washington, D. (7., and while there T unusualopportunity of reaching the under and ‘upper currents of social life; and well advised as we were before, we then discovered suchhidden corrup- tionthat it sickened us of public life and its wickedness. At that time the club rooms where the men got together to drink, smoke and tell stories. became the places where they boastedof their conquests over women, and it wa_s there where poorjliey, having made too free use of wine, exposed his liaison, and committed the criminal act of revealing secrets he had no right to mention. His murder put a check for a time on club-room scandal, but we learned of the boast- ing there of a U. S. Senator, long since dead, that he had secured clerkships for seventy women, and had been inti- mate with every one of them. As he wasanything but good-looking, or even delicate———hardly decent—-even if the statement were true, it is not’ probable that one in tent of the women favored him from choice, but were obliged to from necessity; but we are inclined to think that it was rather a boast of his, which would make it a still worse shame for the Senator, since it would go far to establish the fact that such practices as he boasted of indulging, were con- sidered highly honorable and creditable among Congressmen. We found numerous persons who made no secret of their intimacy with the opposite sex, and we soon saw that religious, political and social morality was a. mere sham to cover up the licentiousness which Was, and still is, ruining our public men and morals, and will continue to until woman has equal rights and equal justice, and becomes self- controlling and independent. Wherever we look, into or out of our marriage laws, slavery, corruption, prostitution, disease and death stare due in the face. Hypocrisy in religion,'lega.lized licentiousness in morals, falsehood and ignorance in politics, have the ascendancy among us now; and if we raise a voice against the slavery of woman that is now maintained chiefly through our marriage laws robbing her of her property, we are at once accused of advocating the very -corruption in which our accusers are indulging and trying to perpetuate. It would seem that people mighthave some regard for posterity, and try to have betterlaws and institutions for them; that they might see that a continuance of the present system of marriage must continue this system of robbery and slavery; but even most of our woman’s rights advocates are too blind or too enslaved to see, or to own if they do see, this fact, and hence sustain the very institution that is the principal cause of the de- gradation of woman. Does any one suppose that these clerks and teachers above referred to, or the thousands of prostituted wives, would surrender their bodies to prostitu- tion if they were pecuniarily independent? If so, such per- sons have not the evidence wehave that the heart of woman is generally" pure and would be governed only by affection and attraction, sexually, if left free to do so. We have con- fidence in the virtue of women, but little in that of men as society is now constituted; still, under different conditions, we have no doubt man would rise out of the filth of tobacco, dissipation and lust, and be a. pure and fitting companion for woman. For suchresults we have labored and shall continue to labor while his lasts. THE ANALOGY IN HARMONIES. I have just lately had the pleasure of reading in the WEEKLY for October lli Fourier’s systematically arranged theory of the accords of social harmonies, and am consider- ably surprised at the almost exact similarity in its general features to my own, which I had long ago partly systematized but never fully perfected, because there did not seem to yet be a demand sufficient to justify the outlay of thought which it would require to put it in shape. Now this cause for delay seems removed, and, as I am a poor scholar in the languages. V my want of terms to note the forms which love is made to ‘wear makes it come quite opportune to steal a. few from" my. very much esteemed French friend, and it could almost be said, something more. But as’ the two will be all the better understood for the mixing of them together, I trust I may, as an act of generosity,‘ be exculpated for this presumptive temerity. Fourier’s scale is bottom side up, and consists of nine notes instead of eight. This may indicate a natural minor scale, descending. which perhaps it is. But I shall first consider the 0 natural, major, which he has squinted at with- out apparently being able to see its relations clearly. This is‘ formed of eight notes and seven intervals, which are five tones and two semi-tones, and is called the diatonic scale,- These tones correspond to the six mates and their equal num- ber of shadows or half mates, one of which latter is always necessary to be takento completethe former, and, vice verse, to complete another composed wholly of the latter kind, and called the chromatic scale. In the former scale the soul-mate is‘ taken as the key-note, or tonic or pivotal sound, or the one from which a departure is made, and again returned to in musical and social processes. One half-mate, along with the - spirit—mate, who is a semi-tone or leading syllable in the first constitute the two semi-tones, and the other five. mates the whole tones of that scale. The other scale is perfected by taking the leading syllable of‘ the first as the third of the second scale. So neither scale is perfect alone, but one must be taken always from each scale to fill up all the degrees of the other. After theseany number of new scales may be formed by altering the place of the leading syllable by flats and sharps, the former leading downward and the latter up- ward. " Now we are ready to sing one of the psalms of life by the use of the 0 scale written upon the F clef, orbase. Then we will transpose that by one sharpto get the key of G, when we will have two parts to "the same tune, corresponding to male and female in voice and principle, or man and woman. And now to begin: Do is that concrete form of love, true; and natural, in which the race began its existence on this planet, or androgamy, or ajsentiment of fidelity to this simple form, which is the base of all other loves, or the tonic of the scale, and means a perfect union of one man and one woman in one body. (See androgynal in Webster’s Unabridged Dictionary, and the derivation from two Greek words, which I cannot write, one signifying man the other woman, in the - condition as above.) Thus were the original inhabitants of this earth conditioned, without an unsupplied want, and to our view contented and happy~—no diseases, no dea.th—for the soul was prepared for its transition. The body dissolved like i ice before the fire, and like a puff of steam curled upon the -air and vanished away out of sight, leaving no residuum to cumber the ground nor malarious odors to poison the air. A dead body was a phenomenon _never witnessed by them. Therefore the idea of death had never yet entered their minds. Death for them had no sting, nor the grave any victory till the passions began to work. Then the evil effects they (the passions) brought with them, brought death into the world and all our woes: The first passion developed was hatred, the extreme opposite of love. This produced discon- V tent, unrest, and a longing for change. This excited the in- tellect toward examination, and it was thought to be dis- covered that there was something better than they had yet found, andthey meant to try experiments and see what results would follow. _ Thus radicalism formed an element of society. This necessitated an opposite element-—conservatis_m, and thus resulted fear, the extreme opposite of desire. So ‘ the human mind was conditioned between contendingforces, and thus driven along the paths of progress from the goal to . the haven of its hope. Conservatism was always forbidding and self-denying, and therefore it planted the t-ree of for- bidden fruit, or rather the radicals planted the tree. and the conservatives forbidl eating the fruit thereof. But Eve,_the most advanced of the radicals, broke over the bounds set, and did. eat and gave to the man, the leading conservative, and he V ‘ a ‘WOQDHUL,I.. a CLA.FLIN’s WEEKLY. Dec. 25, 1875. did eat, and then-, sneakingly and man like, sought to shift the blame to other shoulders, Eve, like a true soul, ofifered to reason the case. She had had a fair view of the fruit, and ex- amined its nature and qualities; it was fair to look upon. She had an eye to beauty.‘ It was less concealedjand paler in color, smarter in wit and comelier in manners»-a fruit to be desired ,to make one wise and know good from evil. Now came a I longand fierce struggle between these two grand divisions to compel the stand-stills to wake up and hear the voice of nature speaking to them——to let her progressive principles. have free course, run, and be glorified This caused them to let up, and so amend the primary law as to admit of a freer action in the choice of habitudes and ways of men. And so God finally yielded the ground, and seeing that it was not good for man to be alone, hegave him woman to be a help mate for him. This was libcrty’s first victory. ‘ , . J. B. Hnnsnr. ‘THQRNVILLE, Mich, Nov. 1875. ‘ EXTRACT from Elvira Wheelock Ruggles‘ lecture on Love its Law and Language, delivered at the Quarterly Meeting of the Northwestern Association of Spiritualists, Septem- ber 26th, at Oakfield, Wisconsin. I The bravest example in this age of this impersonal, hu- manitarian love, is found in the person and life of a woman, and that woman is the maligned and misrepresented Vic- toria Woodhull. ‘Not Joan of Are; not Charlotte Corday; not Madame Roland, nor any other emblazoned name of his- tory has won the right, through such devotion to principle, to laurels one half so fair and beautiful. None other of na- tu1'e’s high priestesses has won so nobly the meed of praise the world would give this brave woman, did it dare be true. With almost superhuman power and equanimity of soul, she_ has met the rude persecution of the people, and amid scoffs and jeers has planted the banner of freedom in every house- hold in the land, and thus liberated woman from the most absolute social and sexual servitude. She, alone, through the strength of her own grand womanhood has lifted the world out from the mire of sexual sin and degradation, and given to humanity the divine pass-words into the penetralia of peace and purity. Ah! what a transcendent genius for love must this grand woman possess, that through such love she can meet the op- posing millions, and yet come off victor in this grand battle of ideas. . With the whole Christian and conventional world 11 open antagonism to her principles, she, single handed and alone has met them with the sword of truth and vanquished every foe, and to-day she stands gloriously triumphant upon the lofty mount of transfiguration; for through her inspira- tions, through her spiritual might, her wonderful power, her transcendent love, she has redeemed the race by exalt- ing woman to the divine height of her soul’s sacred sover- eignty; to her natural queenship in the realm of sex. And those of you who revile and persecute her, who speak con- demnatory words of her; who hurl base insinuations against her name, or who brand her mission as base and profitless, do not realize that it is her supreme, her surpassing love for Woman, and for humanity through woman, that has inspired every word she has so bravely spoken, and every deed she has so bravely dared, and the least we can do in recompense for such sacrificial love, is to freely offer the hearty" tributes of a generous gratitude. , , I am no hero worshipper, nor do I make an idol of Victoria Woodhull. I have little personal knowledge of or acquaint- ance with her; but I have full, unbounded faith in the exalt- edness of her purpose and in the beneficence of her mission, for it is a mission of truth and love, and the unreserved con- secration of her whole life to the elucidation of these, most important truths, and to the labors of a love so strong and all—persistent in behalf of humanity, that each day’s martyr- dom should win for her the crown of crowns, and the regal homage of emancipated womanhood the world over. . SACRAMENTO, Cal., Nov. 24=,»l875. Editors Woodhull &‘Ola.flz'n’s Weekly-—‘We fear we shall not ‘be able to renew for a long time. We have six children tog clothe and five to feed. The stringency of money matters, ill health, and other embarrassing circumstances, render it difficult for us to obtain even a sufficient quantity of the plainest food. We have been on your subscription list four years, and feel that it would be a, great trial to do without the paper. Last winter, having a little money to spare, we sent you three dollars toward the one thousand for which you asked. We would be glad to contribute further, but it is impossible. We write to say, that if you think it worth while to wait a little longer, before crossing _our names from your list, we will be extremely grateful. M ' The new Bible exegesisis intenselyinteresting to one of us, Mrs. Davis. She believes that she Zmows what the new sexual act must be, and awaits: further revelations with interest. Our hearts beat in unison with yours in the efibrt for break- ing the shackles that bind the race. ~ I ' A - "Your loving friends, , Mr. and 1‘-Jrs. o. H. DAVIS. My Dear Victor7Za—-Most firmly ‘do I believe in “The Great Appearing,” and that it is now very near; it seems, indeed, the only salvation for the race, for the masculine law of force has so nearly driven love’s tender feet from off the planet, and the intellectual nature been so highly stimulated while the aifectional was starved, that all proper mental equipoise is lost, insanity is on the increase, and must result in general chaos and destruction,were it not possible to make conditions through which the wisdom and the loving. kind- ness of the highest angel spheres may come andjdwell among us. Through materialization this will be accomplished, and this “ City of the Plain ” has aforetime been selected for a A ‘great development. Its founder, "Charles K. Landis, was chosen by the spirit world ~to make straight the paths for wo1nan’s weary feet, and so prepare the way for 3, new social order, in which love, not force shall rule, and angels walk and work with mortals, visible and tangible to all. Now he is in ‘prison, himself avictim to the harsh judg- ments and condemnations of the Mosaic dispensation under which the world still agonizes. In these transition times all forms of mediumship are fearfully intensified by the great and unaccustomed blending of the earth and spirit spheres, and to those who seek to know the lessons of the times this historic tragedy has a most vital interest. In vain will courts and law~makers con their time-worn books»-for data from which to judge the case; only a knowledge of the laws of mediumship will help them’-to understand how his delicately tuned and mediumistic brain was acted on (in time of great domestic trouble) by intermediate spirit spheres to carry out their plans for the defeat of the grea incoming power; the whole plan was not accomplished, for suicide wason the bill, and by that failure the whole was lost, and this grand man of tender heart and wonderful executive ability is spared to carry out the work he has but just begun—Vineland’s devel- opment. Bespeaking for his case the consideration of all per- sons interested in these higher codes of justice of which the world does not yet take cognizance, I remain, faithfully, your friend. OLIVIA F. SHEPARD. VlNELAED, N. J., Dec. 1. Eds. WeekZy—In view of the general discussion which the Miller-Strickland civil and conjugal union has caused through the West, will you permit me, as one of the mem- bers of the union, to state a few facts and principles which induced me to take such.-a step. - Through my own personal situation I was led to see, as I had never seen before, the outrageous character of our mar- riage and divorce laws, and that they were undeserving of respect, to say nothing of obedience. As I wished to form a conjugal union with a woman I loved, and we couldnot con- scientiously live a secret sexual life, we decided to take a stand openly in defiance bf an institution which is degrading to man and insulting to God. A few years ago I married a woman I loved. In time that love died. Vilhat killedgit concerns no person—no court—to know. Suffice it to say, it was dead, and that was my justi- fication for separating myself-from her . Love, conjugal at- traction, constitutes the only warrant for marriage; its death or absence the only cause for divorce. To"deny this is to degrade mankind below the brute; for animals never come together sexually except through the law of attraction." To bind men and women together without the natural attrac- tion of love, or to assume to hold them bound when that at- traction is changed to repulsion, is an-impious disregard and contempt of the higher law of nature, and for one I prefer to obey the Supreme Law-giver. Blackstone says, “That the law of nature, being coeval with mankind, and dictated by God himself, is, of course, superior in obligation to any other. It is binding all over the globe, in all countries and and at all times. ‘No human laws are of any validity if con~ trary to this.” ‘ , Had the statutes of the State (N. Y.), in which I was a resident. been framed in harmony with the laws of nature, and recognized the absence of conjugal attraction as sufli— cient cause for divorce, I should have respected them and sought one in due form. But it only admits of one cause, and that is adultery, and had I grounds for such a complaint I could never so dishonor my manhood as to drag a woman I had once taken to my bosom in affection into a court-room and blast her hopes and prospects in life in order to liberate myself from her! . And the case is but little better in ,any other part of the country. No State will grant divorces for the absence of love, for repulsion and incompatibility between the parties. I know that by assuming a residence elsewhere I might, by means of a shrewd lawyer, a pliant court and virtual perjury on my part, have obtained a divorce, but in my soul I scorned to do it. I venture the assertion that not one divorce in twenty is obtained upon the real cause of separation. The complaints are trumped up, andlawyers and judges connive at the fraud and evasion of law. It is high time this shameless mockery of justice in our courts was ended. It encourages’ perjury, pays a premium upon hypocrisy, and at a. rapid rate undermines the virtue of the people. For .myself, ,I protest against it, and will brave the consequences. Yours, LEO MILLER. W HITEWATER, Wis._, Dec. 10, 1875. ‘ THE CARELESS VVORD. If I had known in the morning How wearily all theday The words unkind Wouldtrouble my mind I said when you went away, I had been more careful, darling, Nor given you needless pain; But we vex “ our own ” With look and tone _ We may never take back again, We have careful thoughts for the stranger, And smiles for the some time guest; But for “ our own ” The bitter tone, Though we love “ our own” the best. Ah, lips wlth the curve impatient! Ah, brow with the look of scorn! ’Twere a cruel fate Were the night too late To undo the work of morn. THEPHILOSOPHY or LIFE. The coition of the creative forces through matter produce organic form. ‘ ‘ Organic function completes form. ~ ~ The completeness of form is the perfection of the in- dividual-. , . There are two prominent points for ‘consideration. The trituration of 'matter through the accretive and assimu- lative processes of structural growth, and the dependence of each step or development of life upon that which precedes it and out of which it is a growth. . 7 But in order to better understand these principles, we will investigate matter in its so-called inanimate and inorganic state. To the casual observer, all the elements are crude, motionless, dead; but if we examine closely, we see a constant decay or" disintegration of bodies through the chemical operation of the active forces of life, or a breaking and wearing down by friction of bodies coming in contact through some force not inherent in themselves, grinding and breaking into pieces, so that the life forces can refine the particles through chemical assimilative processes. This refined matter forms new combinations which are subject to the same law of change and refinement, and when sufiiciently reduced and properly combined in element, the coition of the creative forces in such elements produce or- ganic vegetable life in its lowest phases. which, by the same law, prepares the way for higher growth; but here another ‘phase of power is added——organic function by which form is completed. For what purpose"? The continuance of its kind as well as the progress and enfoldment of spirit in matter. So step by step the action of the creative forces upon matter refine and raise it from its crude inertness through the varied and endless changes of form from the minute particle to the planet: from the pulsating cell to the angelic and godlike endowed spirit. ‘ As matter becomes refined, we notice that forms become more complex, elaborate, symmetrical and beautiful: also the higher the scale of being, the more diversified are the a‘ctivities of its life, which add to its power and knowledge, and with ennobled aspiration, formated life ever struggles toward its highest capacity. Again we notice, as forms become higher endowed, they are less subject to the grosser manifestations of force; but new agencies supervene, all potent for the new conditions, and the disintegration goes on with the same certainty, and.if unrestrained, with in- creased momentum, the manifestation of force increasing in subtility as forms reach elaborate perfection. One more point: that there is no increase or diminution of matter either in quantity or element, but the most elaborate form is resolvable into the primal elements‘. Also, that each grade of life contains all of the elements that have entered into the growth of life below it, and that in the perfected human only do we find all the known elements of life and matter: and as life and matter are indestructible, so their child human in its perfected state must become immortal—for the ultimate of» all life is the iudivid ualizatlon of intelligence. ‘ L. M. Ross, 1). M. A suonr SERMON. BY DR. H. P. FAIRFTELD. “ Let brotherly love continue.” If there is any class of people or reformers who ought to cultivate and cherish for each other the principles of “ Free Love,” it is those who profess to believe in a God of universal love. ' This is the true inference of the great Apostle John. “ Herein is love,” says he, “ not that we loved God, but that he loved us, and sent his Son to be the propitiation for our sins, or shortcomings in love for each other.” “Beloved. if God so loved us, how ought we also to love one another?” Every believer in this Bible sentiment ought to love freely each other; otherwise -they are a dishonor to the cause which they profess to maintain. Nothing can be farther re- moved from “Free Love ” and good—will than to indulge the passions of envy and jealousy toward each other. Love was the criterion by which Jesus determined the honesty of re- formers in his day. “ By this ‘shall all men know that ye are my disciples, if ye have love to one another.” I believe the cultivation of this principle promotes human progress and happiness. It is the strong magnet which attracts and holds society together. ‘The peace of men and women cannot be permanent unless love be the ruling principle of life. It gives to all freely, and lets each one take according’ to his love power; the strong cannot take more than his share, nor the weak less ; the lofty cannot overtop the lowly, nor the lowly undersinkthe high; the great ocean of love flows and penetrates every heart. ' “God is love.” Let us be godlike. ‘ ‘ SAN Fimncisco, Nov. :26. Editors Weekly: I propose, if my articles should meet your approbation, to communicate my ideas on the money question; but before entering upon that subject, I wish to call your attention to a series of articles published in the Alta. C1l'L'f0rm'a, of this city, on the Samoan Islands, and to one especially, published in that paper of the 24th inst., wherein it is stated that the new Premier has .,secured the passage of indissoluble mar- riage laws, whereas, says the Alta, “heretofore a Samoan could change his wife a score of times in as many years if he chose.” The same article advised tailors (since the sump- tuary laws compel the natives to go clothedlto migrate to the Islands, as none of the imported ready-made clothing is large enough to fit the Islanders. It is true the natives of these Islands, men and women, are the finest specimens of humanity to be found on the globe. The reason is they are love children. For the sexual secret, unknown to ninety- nine in one hundred, in this and other civilized countries, is familiar to the inhabitants of these and other Istands of the Pacific Ocean. Another fact regarding the Samoans that bananas and bread fruit are the most luscious to be found in the world. God help the poor Islanders since General Grant and his diminutive protege——whom the Alta is writing up- has taken charge of them. The Premier, five feet six in his high-heeled boots, finds small favor with the Guno’s of the Islands, six feet without stockings, and developed—ye Gods! Any other than a member‘ of the Young Men’s Christian Association would as soon thinkof draPiD2.' the Statue Of the Venus do Medicis. I beg of Mrs. Woodhull to spend next t accords with your theories, is well worth noticing. The. natives lives mostly upon fish and fruits, among which the, \ V +:.:..,...,.. ...-..-.»,._..,.-;». ‘ —« -A 4» Dec. 25, 1875. summer in an excursion to those Islands, and she will see the fruits of free—love that these sanctimonious wretches are striving to crush out, lest it damn their Christian civilization by comparison. , MY FINANCIAL THEORIES. I shall only be able to state, first, we must demoneti-se gold and silver. The specie basis delusion is only kept up to fur-. nish a pretext for giving to capitalists the privilege of issuing the currency—a privilege that enables bankers to collect interest on what they owe; for a bank note is an obligation, and bears upon its face the evidence of debt. The only ex- cuse for authorizing individuals or corporations to issue cur- rency has been the supposition that paper currency required a specie basis, and with this impression, of course only those who owned the specie could be allowed to issue the currency. We must abandon the name of paper money. It mystifies us. The people must learn that this depreciation of the currency is owing entirely to the specie basis, without which a depreci- ated currency would be unknown——in fact, could not be con- ceived, and even if it could be depreciated we should not be one cent worse off, except that we should require a little more paper material, and if gold and silver was demonitised it would make no difference to us whether a dollar meant one cent or a hundred. The cheapness of production depends upon the cost of money and nothing else. It is to secure all the profits of labor to themselves that capitalists insist upon the specie basis, for that abolished, the fraud of allowing them to collect interest upon what they owe would be too apparent to be permitted. A sensible family would keep all -its members at work, and when thework was done they would rest. A beneficent Gov- ernment would not permit some of the members of the com- munity to starve for want ‘of work, while if the task was equally divided among all it could easily be performed. It is time we abandoned this political system that makes slaves, paupers and millionaires. while their united productions would enable all to live in palaces and feast like princes. All our wars and their concomitant conditions, standing armies and navies,.and the consumption of those who com- pose them, the waste of war material, even the fires, Ship- wrecks, pestilence and famines are the penalties of nature’s . violated laws. In mercy to the living, who would otherwise starve, myriads upon myriads of human beings must be annually slaughtered, and, besides. the idlers must also aug- ment in proportion as the means of production go on increas- mg. Class privileges may have been the readiest mode of secur- ing the evolution of the race, but to perpetuate it will defeat that purpose. VVe do not propose an equal division of prop- ery as the enemies of reform charge; we only ask that inter- est shall be abolished as the only means of securing to the producers the due reward of their labor.‘ Capital is not, as capitalists assert, one of the necessary factors of‘ production, All we need is a currency based upon the credit of the na- tion. Individual and corporative credit has heretofore‘ been used for the purpose, while the people, deluded into the be- lief that it was capital, consented to pay interestlfor its use. ANTL SHYLCCK. “ J01-IN HENRY,” said his wife, with a stony severity, 1‘ I saw you coming out of a saloon this afternoon.” “ Well, madam,” replied the obdurate John, “ you wouldn’t have me stay in there,‘would you ?”—_B1ooklyn Argus. SHAKESPEARE said, “ There is a tide in the affair-s of men,” but it appears to be pretty much all tied back in the affairs of women.—~NoWi'stown Herald. SENATOR DAWES was kicked by another mule a week or two ago, and had his thigh ibroken. If the mule had kicked him on the check it would have had its thigh broken. THE Marquis de Conti, it is stated, recently fell dead while kissing the hand of a countess, and if it wasn’t a judgment on him for not taking the lips instead, then there’s no judg- ment between causes and effects. I ' ' THE women suifragists of New Haven are wrestling with the question: “ VVho is the superfluous woman?” Of course we can’t tell, but we know a number of family men in town, each of whom thinks he has married her.——Norw1'ch Bulletin. BEECHER has received protection from the mails. Now, what Jewel (1) of humanity will protect him from the females? IN Virginia Mr. Allen Hannah has married Miss Hannah Allen, and now Miss Hannah Allen is Mrs. Hannah Hannah, and is, perhaps, the only woman in the world whose whole name can be spelled backward the same- as forward. That’s what’s the matter with Hannah.—New York Commercial Advertiser. MARY (questioning her little brother on the gender of nouns): “Now, Tommy, what is the feminine of beau?” Tommy: “Why, arrow, of course.” [Mary feels “an of a, quiver.’’] ~ _ UNCLE LEVI: “ Now, Sammy, tell me, have you read the beautiful story of Joseph?” Sam : "‘ Oh! yes, uncle.” Uncle: “ Well, then, what wrong did they do when they sold their brother ‘P’, Sam: “ They sold him too cheap, I think. THE reason why a woman requires ‘a large wallet for the transportation of a twenty-five cent note is as deeply wrapped in mystery as the reason why a dog always turns around three times when he gets up after a nap. “THERE may be such a thing as love at first sight,” r3- marked a Detroit girl, as she twisted a “ friz ” around the curling-iron, “ but I don’t believe in it. There’s Fred; I saw him a hundred times before I loved him. In fact, I shouldn’t have fallen in love when I didif his father hadn’t given him _ that house and lot.” MRS. ,PART INGTON wants to know why the captain of a ves- sel can t keep a memorandum of the weight of his anchor, in- stead of weighing it every time it leaves port. A CINCINNATI gambler has given a communion set to a church in that city. He says privately that it is but a small percentage on what he has won from the pastor and other members from time to time, at draw poker. TE other day Sam Bowles went to church in Springfield, ' Mass., and, feeling th_e effects of his severe editorial labors through theweek, went to napping. By and by he was awakened by the preacher, who struck the desk and shouted: “Who shall be able to stand up in the presence of the Lord on that awful day ??’. And Sam Bowles, rising in his pew, re- marked: “. Charles Francis Adams is the only man that can do it, and I nominate him for that position.”— Chicago Ttntes. “You will observe from this word pater,” said a school- master to his pupil, “ the great flexibility of the Latin language. Pater is father; and here we have patmcus, an uncle; and propatruus, a great-uncle, on the father’s side. Can you make any such change in our language? Pater patruus, p1'opat'rmLs—father. Is there any way you can change father into uncle in English?” “ I don’t think of any,” re- plied young hopeful, “ unless you can get him to marry your aunt.” A . E ' AN‘ unknown man about thirty years old is in the practice of loafing around the -"dental oiiices on Woodward. avenue, and whenever he sees a victim about to go up stairs he con- fronts him and asks: “ Got the toothache?" “ Yes——Oh! blazes! yes!” is the reply. “And you are gcingpto have it pulled?” “ Y-e-s, I guess so.’ “,That’s right. You’ll think the whole top of your head is coming off when he pulls! It’s awful to have a tooth jerked! I wouldn’t have one pulled for a thousand dollars; but then if you are bent on it go;-ahead. I’ll see you when you come out, and in case of any accident I’ll go for a doctor.” And the toothache goes right away then, and the victim goes right home.——Detro1't Free Press. .411. %VV~ [To be published by subscription] MEROTH THE MAGIAN, , AN INSPIRATIONAL POEM. A Tragedy, in Friveqélcts, tllustrating they “Ars Magica ” as « practiced by the ancient Egrypttans. Scene, llfemphis, Em 404 B. C. . CONTENTS : Act I. Scene 1.—A caravansary at Memphis.» 2. A room in Euclid’s house. 3. Ditto. 4. Atsalon in Merotn’s Palace. 5. The hall of the Magi. This act terminates with the re- sponse of the oracle: “ Two victims to the gods the destinies demand V» Ere Nile's blue waters rise o’er Egypt’s prostrate land; When in her waves you cast your beauty and your lore, The pestilence shall cease, the famine leave your shore!” Act II. Scene 1.--Pentagonal Hall of Divination in Me— roth’s palace. 2. Ditto. 3. The gardens of Isis by moonlight. 4th and 5th. Ditto. Act III. Scene 1.——A room in Euclid’s house. 2. A hall in Meroth’s:Palace. 3. The boudoir of Eudora in E‘uclid’s house. 4. Interior of the Temple of Isis. This act terminates with the death of Eudora, the heroine of the tragedy, who chooses the fatal lot—on which the statue of Isis becomes illuminecl and Meroth points to it, exclaiming: “ 'I_‘he,,oil’ering is accepted! We are answered!” Act IV. Scene 1.——The observatory of Meroth’s Palace. 2. A hall in the same; a room in a lodge ‘near the same. This act terminates with the burning of the Palace of Me- roth. . » Act V. Scene 1.—-The Portico of the castle of Arbaces. 2. The hall of the Magi. 3. ,A road in the suburbs of Memphis. 4.. The interior of thegrand Temple of Osiris. The tragedy closes with the death of Meroth and the acceptance of the sacrifice by the Gods . ' '~ “ Now as our beauty and our lore are given, I May Egypt be once more beloved of Heaven; All is performed which the just Gods have willed,~ The destinies appeascd,—-the oracle fulfilled.” To be issued in form Svo, pp. 200, neatly bound in cloth at $1.75 per copy. Five hundred subscribers required. Address R. W. Hume, P-. O. Box I58, -Long Island City, New York. -:——-—-—